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Subject: Hockey Coaches I just found a new great store, please send to all the parents on your teams this year!!! A store that sells "AAA Quality Hockey Coaches" has just opened in St. Paul where a parent of young hockey player may go to choose a Quality Hockey Coach for their up-and-coming future NHL superstar from among many Quality Hockey Coaches. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the quality of the Quality Hockey Coaches increase in positive attributes as the shopper (the parent) ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a Quality Hockey Coach from that floor, but, if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So, one day, a father of a 13-year old up-and-coming NHL superstar goes to the shopping center to find a Quality Hockey Coach for his son. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These Quality Hockey Coaches enjoy coaching kids (not afraid to use discipline when necessary). The parent reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my child's last Hockey Coach, but I wonder what's further up?" So up the stairs he goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These Quality Hockey Coaches enjoy coaching kids (not afraid to use discipline when necessary) and have a detailed game plan for the season. The father remarks to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up he goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These Quality Hockey Coaches enjoy coaching kids (not afraid to use discipline when necessary), have a detailed game plan for the season and possess a tremendous amount of hockey knowledge and experience. "Hmmm, better" he says "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These Quality Hockey Coaches enjoy coaching kids (not afraid to use discipline when necessary), have a detailed game plan for the season, possess a tremendous amount of hockey knowledge and experience and run an excellent practice. "Wow!" exclaims the father, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again he heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These Quality Hockey Coaches enjoy coaching kids (not afraid to use discipline when necessary), have a detailed game plan for the season, possess a tremendous amount of hockey knowledge and experience, run an excellent practice and believe in FAIR PLAY - allowing all players equal ice time. "Who needs equal playing time.... my son deserves more! I must go further on." So up to the sixth floor he goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no Quality Hockey Coaches on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that parents are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping QUALITY HOCKEY COACHES MART and have a nice day.
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